Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Anonymous Coward

Call me Pink. Actually, Pink is a character, Pink is not me. This is your faithful scribe, Pink’s Pet.

I wanted to create a character for posting on YouTube. The name should begin with "pi" so that π could be a nick name or a logo. My first choice, Pika - a tribute of sorts to Thunderf00t's bunny, was taken. Eventually I came up with PinkUnicorn, which of course was also already taken. Adding initials for "the invisible" solved the problem, although inelegantly. I didn't initially care for the name for obvious reasons, but eventually the absurdity of it appealed to me.

Everything about Pink is a fabrication to protect my anonymity. Should Pink be male or female? I decided that as a male I could not pull off masquerading as a female long term, so Pink is also male. (I have just reduced my anonymity by 50%.) If you get the gender wrong, you will probably NOT be corrected. Pink is also bisexual, or more accurately, bi-curious. It lets him flirt with everyone. I am not. I am also very picky. Pink is more of a slut.

Pink has some major character flaws. Actually Pink is invisible, but he cannot accept that. He is also a bit of a well-meaning jerk and a bit stupid. This leads to protestations and fits of rage, "I am NOT invisible".

Pink lives in New York City and works as a translator at the United Nations translating between English and American. He doesn't speak any other languages. His birthday is Pi day (March 14th).

Pink is often seen on blogtv. There he is an admixture of his own characteristics and my own. I genuinely like most people. So Pink really does love you. Please respect my privacy. If you are fortunate enough to discover real information about yours truly, it is because I trust you.

Pink's Pet

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